The doughy hill we're willing to die on. This unapologetically bold tee settles the bagel debate once and for all (sorry, NYC). Whether you're into sesame, poppy, or just plain truth, this shirt is hand-rolled and wood-fired with pride. Perfect for brunch dates, bagel runs, or passive-aggressively walking past a New Yorker. Warning: May attract heated opinions and fellow carb enthusiasts.

• Made in Canada.
• Unisex, oversized fit. Women size down.
• 16 oz. Super Soft Fleece.
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester.
• Reverse Flatlock Stitching.
• Navy Flocking.
• Flag label on sleeve.

Female Model is 5’8, 125lbs, wearing size XS.
Male Model is 6'0, 180lbs, wearing size M.